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Nicole. 19. Boston, MA. Independent. Dog Lover. Aunt. Aspiring Nurse.

noablaespanol:

HE JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT

handsomedogs:

This is Belen, my good friend’s Bernese Mountain Dog. She is a tomboy who loves to wrestle, take naps, and lick your whole entire face. One of my favorite dogs, ever. 

handsomedogs:

This is Belen, my good friend’s Bernese Mountain Dog. She is a tomboy who loves to wrestle, take naps, and lick your whole entire face. One of my favorite dogs, ever. 

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

visiblemonster:

could they have picked a creepier name for this color.

visiblemonster:

could they have picked a creepier name for this color.

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

amoying:

pros of buy one get one free

  • free thing

cons of buy one get one free

  • buy thing
seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

littlecthulhu:

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*


FUCK

littlecthulhu:

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

FUCK