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Confessions of a Teenage Fuck Up
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Nicole. 18. Boston, MA. Independent. Dog Lover. Aunt. Aspiring Nurse.

When they ask me about my future wife, I always tell them that her eyes are the only Christmas lights that deserve to be seen all year long. I tell them that she has a walk that can make an atheist believe in God just long enough to say, ‘God damn’. I tell them that if my alarm clock sounded like her voice, my snooze button would collect dust. I tell them that if she came in a bottle, I would drink her until my vision is blurry and my friends take away my keys. I tell them that if she was a book, I would memorize her table of contents. I would read her, cover to cover, hoping to find typos, just so we could both have something to work on, because aren’t we all unfinished?

~ Rudy Francisco, A Lot Like You (via larmoyante)

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Deadpool vs Comic-Con 2014 - Video

I hope that spiderman was daniel radcliffe

olddcassettes:

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

Can I find a man like dis

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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stunningpicture:

Daughter passed a milestone today

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Daughter passed a milestone today

whoredinarygirl:

i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college

Say it before you run out of time. Say it before it’s too late. Say what you’re feeling. Waiting is a mistake.

~ (via cleophatrajones)